What is so great about these, you foolishly ask? Stop flailing your hands about in despair, sit down and pay attention. Besides the magnificent fabric in which your loved one's junk will be ensconced, it's the packaging they came in that will make you happy.
Proudly South African, and available at Big Blue, these Bangalala Brooks come with added mojo. The different designs are supposed to imbue the wearer with such fantastical good fortune as "romantic attraction", "extreme good looks, muscles, a man's beard" and, my personal favourite, the ability to "forget prison".
They even include endorsements by Superman, Mr Jay Zuma and Richard Branson. A Mr Tshepo "Hummerman' Modiso had this to say: "Bangalala Brooks gave me the confidence to change my life forever. I own a fleet of Hummers and know every celebrity by first name basis..."
Unbelievable!
The ones seen above are "THE STRONG ONE - The Strongest Mix". Totes want to collect them all.
Go here to see the other natty designs: http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150384349395790.614689.282513915789&type=1
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