Possibly the Best Piece of Beach Wood in the World.

It started off as an uneventful dog walk with the usual sand, poo bags and maniacal lolling of tongues.

TheMaxx actually noticed the stump first. Naturally he tried to claim it, but his poorly aimed stream overshot the mark. Sunlight glittered up the arc of urine, and drew my eye to what could be the raddest thing I have ever seen on a beach.  I have seen A LOT of weird on the beach, but this was the first strange...